Pregnant blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running
up to me in the drive way just jumping for joy! I didn't
know why she was jumping for joy but I
thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping
up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great.
Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and,
breathing heavily from allthe jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said,
"There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said,
"Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed
at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to
Wal-Mart and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both
tests came out positive!"
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